Hate List v5.6

Title.

2005-11-23T16:27:00.000Z

* "Fragment (consider revising), nothing more annoying that trying to churn out words in a moment of creativity only to find that green line grow under your sentence.

* People who play music from their phones without using earphones, i honestly love hearing 50 cent in mp2 quality.

This blog.

2005-10-04T11:24:00.000+01:00

I've only just realised, but this blog has been up for over a year now and i cant even be arsed to count how many entries i have written..or copied from other people. But i remember when i started writting it on soulseek about 2 years ago, hence why the early posts make reference to slsk users and such. Its been a rollercoaster of a journey for the hate list from its early roots on slsk to the imitators making there own lists to making a "like" list (which failed) to the whooping 5 hits a day (i think most of them are my own visits), which earns me the mad notes.

Which is why i have decided to stop updating my site as ive now got work and other commitments to get on with, sadly i just dont have the time to update and maintain the site anymore. A couple of people have expressed an interest in buying the site from me, however i have not come to a conclusion on who will use the site name.

SIKE!!!!!111one

Damn that nevers gets old.
Anyhoos.

* The new song by pharrell williams ft Gwen "ive fucked off the rest of no doubt to become a talentless whore" Stefani - can i have it like that. It just sounds like they wrote it on the bus on the way to the recording studio or something. I dont want to ruin it for you but think of Pharrell saying "can i have it like that" and then Gwen replying with "you got itlike that" ..repeat for about 3 mins.

* I know ive hated on myspace (get me.."hated" on, lolx) in the past but that was until i heard of a site called faceparty.com, its tailor made so that scallies who work in Maccy D's and drive nova's can type about themselves in big cap small cap text message language, its kinda beautiful really. But yeah, think myspace without the emo posses, the page freezing from all the music/video features and replace this with grainy pics of girls with fake tan and descriptions were "lol" comes after every word...no lie.

How could i forget..

2005-09-12T17:13:00.000+01:00

* Jamie Cullum, the arrogant piece of shit jazz singer/song writer who seems to think hes actually has talent.
"I'm pushing the limits of the music in terms of how entertaining and accessible it can be without making lift-music"
Well done, you are now a formulated bland pop act, congratulations.

* Pete Dockherty, a fucking reject who has sat down and thought out how to be a rock and roll star eventhough he comes from a middle class family and has a ridiculous amount of GCSE's And Alevels. Constantly seems to have a posse of equally pretentious 'tards..Its hard to gage who i hate more..and who has the least amount of talent out of Jamie and Pete.

I'll just sit here and spout on about emos and myspace.

2005-09-10T21:37:00.000+01:00

* The pizza hut adverts that sponsor the simpsons..i just..i dont get them..the squares of houses..the unfunny voices and that fucking annoying "whooooos in the hut'ta". Not to mention the fact that channel 2 had the same simpsons series repeated for 2 years and then channel 4 bought the program to then repeat the same episodes.

* Young school kids, since when has long shirts and ballet shoes looked nice?

* Jeans that have the used marks down the thigh and shin and the pre ripped jeans you get from fancy shops.

* People who act like they hate myspace eventhough they have a friend list of about 400 people.

* Over use of the word "emo"

* People who try to cover all possible insult bases by stating out possible insults and cant just admit that they like something..erm..emo.

* People who explain shit jokes in order to try and be funny because they have explained a joke concept that is easily understood.

Bishes

2005-07-24T23:53:00.000+01:00

* Micosi off Big brother, she looks like a black orville with fat girl breasts.

Becuz im da bored lol

2005-07-24T23:47:00.000+01:00

* Any webpage that starts with "i only made this because i was bored"

* I called your Mum and she cared looooooonnnnng time.

* Girls who look like their brothers..

Gay Blue.

2005-06-12T23:40:00.000+01:00

* My bedroom..k..oh my fucking lord i hate my bedroom, i know its my own personal space which i should of molded to my likings over the course of 10+ years and it prob should have alsorts of pictures, objects and stuff to make it an interesting room. But somewhere between being young and then becoming incredibly lazy the whole customizing my room thing just fell by the wayside as more interesting stuff like downloading mp3's and porn took over my time. So now im left with a room in a gay shade of blue with no artwork fo sho, as i took it down for my portfolio, and a tv with teh ariel gaffa taped up the wall, for that digital quality i come to expect and a mini fridge which acts as a knee high coaster for tea. The only thing i have kinda improved is the whole ripped blind..sun in eyes situation, now i have some cream curtains with hellah gay swirls on..i so pwn.

* People who ask me why i havent had a job in a while and then go on to give me sound advice on how i should hand in something called a "CV" to someone called an "Employer"..aye thanks for the tip blud.

MSN Nanes Part 2.

2005-06-10T21:18:00.000+01:00

* Couples on msn who have responding nicknames.

Emo.

2005-06-06T20:48:00.000+01:00

* Any lad who happens to have an extreme side parting of black hair, tight strippy tops, peaked beanies, tight jeans, and smokes richmond cigs.

* People wearing peaked beanies, fs, they were so decent like 5+ years ago when you couldnt buy one in every pop clothes shop in the high street, and wtf is up with wearing beige coloured peaked beanies.

* Girls who think they are the shit on myspace.com, i added some emos to my friends lists to only find out that they can only repsond in two ways
"lol"
"im bi"

* People who feel the urge to randomly incorporate something about themselves into a repsonse to make themselves more appealable.

"lol, its not like im going to go from a D cup to an A cup overnight"

* People who constantly moan on about scallies, i may have put them in my list, but fs, some people think they are so deep with lines like "omg teh world would be so much better without scals"

* People (emos) who think donnie darko was a good film, i admit the "fuckass" scene is funny.

* Emos on myspace who only posts pics of themselves either really photoshopped up with high contrasting colours so you cant make out they are 16 and under. Or do a hair over one eye 45 degree angle shot of their faces. Ps, no myspace account is complete without a hair over face close up on eyes shot.

Some title.

2005-04-29T23:08:00.000+01:00

* My family who use the momentum from the stairs to bang open the door of the room with the computer in, with sometimes a complementary kick aswell.

* People who feel the urge to ask what i am doing, when i have the internet running along with a web browser.

* People who then go on to lecture me about being sued for downloading..who, actually have fallen for the bullshit that they hear on the news.

Used Tampons.

2005-03-29T18:09:00.000+01:00

* Sister's who put tampons in the toilet and dont flush them away.

* Chicken and orange peel, just doesnt go..k

* People who copy of your sayings or actions. Then say/do these jipperism and look up at you as if to get some reaction of, "omg you have just done what i did..i so like you more now"
The reality of this is that i will develop deep seeded hatred towards your fat self.

* People who grow gay sidies/ or gay ass hair, and dont take the hint of someone not saying anything about it, because it looks gay. And then having to state that their (facial) hair looks gay because they had to ask you what you thought of it because they are fat and ugly and need ego boosts.

* People who do the whole " i dont know what an internet is" or " im so bored, what is there to do, you should know because your on it all the time"
the equasion for the internet is

internet = copyright infringement + porn.

MSN Plus.

2005-03-26T16:53:00.000Z

* People who use the noise effects on msn plus to start up a conversation, here's a tip, develop actual social skills..or stfu.

Sexy Artists.

2005-03-26T16:37:00.000Z

* People who automatically think they are sexy/artistic because they use a mac.

* "Omfg lol, i remember this one time"...stfu.

* People who feel the urge to talk right in your face, whats with that.

.pfd

2005-02-27T19:07:00.000Z

* .pdf files, im not even going to explain why, just dont use them you fatties.

MSN Names.

2005-02-13T16:03:00.000Z

* People put messages to other people in their msn nickname

Xmass.

2004-11-20T22:19:00.000Z

* People who moan abount xmass being advertised earlier every year, and even more so to the ones who say its too commercial now, like it wasnt commercial in some early period in their childhood. Even more so..the ones who feel clever about saying it was a pagan event before it was xmass, two things
- everyone knows that nugget of infomation
- only freaks worship that religion now

* People who like to think they have insomnia but in actual fact spend too long on the computer, which a case of excersie would solve.

* People who feel the urge to spout any thought and any decision that comes into their head in a chatroom and a forum, especially the ones who do it to basically to show off some aspect about themself, like "omf which msn girl should i have cyber bum shecks with?"

* People who at every opportunity feel the urge to talk about themselves. (yes....but i dont do it as nearly as much as you emotard)

* Your music is shit and yet...you get albums released on labels...shocking. (if you think im talking about you then your right)

* People who chat on about noobs/flamers/trolls and pretend that they are somehow superior to them, at least they havent spend 3-4 yeras on a forum spouting on how much they hate noobs.

* People who play the antagonist card, they wait until a group decision has been made and make up some opposing theory in the hope that they will come off as clever.

* Everything you hold dear is crap and everything i hold dear is amazing

* People who make up bullshit facts in order to sound clever and somehow prove their incorrect point is correct, just admit you were wrong fucktard.

* People with ghey (gay) msn screen names, ps, "pimp" "playa" and "gangstar" are all really shit names.

* This whole, "pls2thx2k2pwn2canidownlaodthatalbum2plsk", crap that people come up with, its like when someone wants to lend something from you, but instead of facing the wrath of rejection they say it in a stupid voice as to dampen the effect of a rejection.

* Peoples whos artwork is crap but people love it because they are sexy and such. (no...not like my artwork, because its ight)

* People who edit there posts after some latter post has proved there reply wrong, even worse the ones who post it in italics under there previous post

* Even more so the ones who make a whole new thread on something like, " i am going to edit my posts".

* Even more so than that, the topics about stuff like " the best food is this burger" and someone will reply with "yeah, but i prefer this", to which the normal reply is " er..i think you will find that said burger is the best and there is no reply". Yes im sure all food looks like the pictures from the websites.

* People who constantly post pics of themselves.

:p.

2004-10-08T22:32:00.000+01:00

* people who put :P when the conversation dies.

* people who talk all the time, like when your watching films..sitting in lessons etc.

* usher, i hate him so bad now..

* you

* crap imitations of my hate list

* forum posts that at just about the person who posted them.

* that fact that i dont have any headphones that will fit into anything else sans my mini disc player

* people who try and geg inn, in whatever your into/doing.

* k

* fat people, especially the young kids who are fat and cocky.

* yay..drum and bass.

* people (my mum and sister) who decide that outside of my room shall be the arena where they chatter in the morning..afternoon and evening....

[slsk gimp] OMG..LOLZ0rzz!1!11 pneub, why dont you just turn up your tv or something.
[jipper]..because that doesnt work.

* the asian radio network along with the asian radio show on radio one, ..your music is shit and so is your gay boy outfits.

* people who play war hammer and play magic card games

(sp).

2004-07-15T17:50:00.000+01:00

* having people in my family constantly coming in and out of teh room in which that thus holds the computer..which i am using write now. ONly because they pretend to be doing something and then i turn around and they are starring at what im doing...or..read what im reading or writing..

* People who have a wankfest over spelling mistakes and that dickfaced internet thing of writing [sic] if someone has sourced an article with a spellign mistake in...[sic]

* Having to speak to people in the morning.

* People who write out what they are doing or thinking about doing in a chatroom...yes i may have done it myself but even so..i hate it when other people do it.

* People who really belive they can act, write,sing, and believe it has nothing to do with how attractive they happen to be.

* Trying to read something when people are talking

* (@_@) member..yes eventhough i am one..i still hate them..try and get your fucked faced logical thiking brains around that..

* People who just post links on forums about bush or some war and think somehow they are really in teh know about politics..

My Blog.

2004-06-02T01:04:00.000+01:00

* People who pm me or post in chatrooms that my blog site is lame..You are entitled to your own opinion..but your wrong and my blogspot pwn's.
Infact it pwn's so much that it eats other blog sites in its path and mutates to a supreme blogsite.
ps. if you have insulted me, then dont feel superior to me in any way whats so ever, because i cackle...i cackle so loud that birds fly out of trees, car alarms go off, pregnant women sense that something is wrong, and animals start their hibernantion early..including animals that dont hibernate..like..camels and fish

* The "who's fucking my wife?" modelling pose..

* The drunken tramp who decided to shake my hand after i said no to giving im 12p.....i mean like HEEELLLLOOOO...FYI...sista..shake it dont break it..honey...uhmm hum..dats right
(does that click finger thing)

* Trying to explain what the "clicky finger thing" is..

(@_@).

2004-05-21T19:58:00.000+01:00

* the elitist group of peeps on slsk

ITV.

2004-05-11T23:08:00.000+01:00

* when ITV decide to show some movie, which on its own is fine..i have no problem with that. But they always cut up the movie into quarters with long adverts, then theres a bulletin telling us when the news is going to be on. Then next advert break they have a 30 mins news broadcast with national and local news. Then they show us the local weather forcast followed by the national forcast. Then we get to see the last 20 mins of the fucking movie, which in this case was "gone in sixty seconds"
To me the best part of the film is the last part when he nicks that car...but im so pissed off, that im missing it to type this..i bite my thumb at ITV...not to mention that new program were minor celebratories dance the samba with each other...

Mum

2004-05-11T20:24:00.000+01:00

* when my mum decides to put all the dirty knives and forks on one plate, meaning that i have to pick up all the forks with crap of the plate on and put them into the dish washer.

* that fact that ive listened to this pop shit N.E.R.D album a million times..and i cant stop listening too it

Chain Mail.

2004-05-08T15:48:00.000+01:00

* People who feel the urge to include me in there email lists to send me those fucking long questionaires about how many boys they have kissed or if they have tatoos...

My sister.

2004-05-01T23:43:00.000+01:00

* When my sister decides to tidy my room as now i cant find anything, current objects include...batteries, digital camera, remote control and shes wound up my tv areal which was layout in a particular way for optimum tv picutre quality.

* Having a bad tv reception....and its always channel 4 which is worst affected..

* When people look over my shoulder when im on the compter and read what ive written or what im reading

The Start of Friends.

2004-04-16T22:48:00.000+01:00

* The start of Friends

* The fucker whos got jipper.blogspot.com and hatelist.blogspot.com

* Accidentally hitting the cap locks key and typing ..stuff..

Main Bulk of Hate list.

2004-04-16T00:01:00.000+01:00

this is the main bulk of my list..other entries will be added as a new blog post

* Black culture and how its taken over fashion and music,...ps, if you think im being racist then i hate you too.

* The fact that it takes 10 minutes longer to order and receive a plain mc chicken burger than it does to receive one with more crap in it..

* Having to explain how to make the green action text appear,..its /green text (then what ever after it)

* people who upload shit onto deviantart.com and call it art...www.jipper.deviantart.com..this guy is uber wack

* hob nob crumbs

* getting erections at un-needed moments..

* trying to get work done on the computer..

* people who are walking infront of you and then decide to just stop, especially when its in a doorway

* the fact my anti virus likes to download at least 4 meg a day in updates..

* When people decide to start yabbering on when i need a piss

* hahahahaha {-_-}

* www.talktofrank.com for there unfunny way of explaining the ricks of drugs..

"Regular, heavy use makes it harder to learn and concentrate. Being stoned all the time isn't going to win anyone 'Employee Of The Month"

...{ -_-}

* The no win no fee insurance adverts..for the fuckwits who watch tv during the afternoon..

* The chat shows like Killroy, Ester, and that black women one, no offence but if i want to see obese people ill go to America..(sj).

* When you get those computer mouses that are fucked to the point were you have to throw it across the room to make the pointer move.

* When people say "what goes around comes around" / "well you are intitled to your own opinion" / "lol".

* When people type "hehehehehehehehehe" even when things are slightly funny, yes i know its sarcasm you foreign bitch..
this rule applies to :-
jaja
haha
jeje
bwahaha, this one it kinda acceptable as its an evil laugh.

* Its acceptable to put ".." or "..." after a sentence as a pause for thought, but using over elaborate uses like "...............................", is just uber gay.

* People who change there msn/hotmail email all the fucking time with slight variations in name, and their reason fo doing so....."because i was getting tired of the old one"....fs, ive had the same email ad for 5-6 years...dickweeds..and just because some people are annoing you isnt a reason for chaning it either..its what the block feature was added for..

* The intro for game boy advanced games...they really dont need to go for 10 minutes

* The slsk user Huni, for always trying to leech off me

* The Worthers Originals adverts, ffs, they were invented like 5 years ago, why do they have this running theme of grandpas and young grandsons..

* Newsround (a kids news tv show) just for the fact that the only news they report is on bullying, fat kids and the enviroment/green house shit...

* Sitting down infront off the computer and later to find you have spent several hours sitting listening to music looking blankly into space..

* People who just start chatting about themselves..eg.
[Kernel32] plese give me some attension
[Kernel32] i went shopping before...
[Kernel32] plese speak to me...
[Kernel32] ..anyone

* Having this god damn slow connection and missing out on decent music..

* My name being used in vain in conversations eg...[dumbass] man thats shits gay
[lapdog] hahahahahah!!!!!111111111111 like jipper

* People who look at my list, try to be my lapdog, and maybe use some of the things on my hatelist in the ninjatune room.....

* Having to repeat myself..

* People who say what eventho they have heard you, like its some automated responce to any given communication from another person.

* The fact that kernel tells everyone hes lost a certain album when his pc fucked up, everytime someone asks for an album..

* Carlsberg is a wack beer/larger

* getting a shiver up my spine when im having a piss

* when bands produce amazing albums and then follow them up with an album with lots of wack vocals in ...

* liquidacid, yes i know you lead a much more exciting life and of course you would only read my hate list because your bored...[-_-]

* When good movies are shown like 1-2 oclock in the morning..

* Paris and her fat friend off "the simple life" shown on channel 4

* People on forums who have that sig pic showing your ip address and browser type...

* Why do toasters have the timer settings go from 0 - 8 minutes, i cant think of one case were id feel like having char grilled toast in teh morning..

* People with cold hands

* People who sign in and out of MSN messenger all the time..

* The term "LOL" and all its variations

* Getting water down my sleeve

* People who have a shit long ticker message

* Cats, not only are they rubbish pets, they taste awful too

* You..

* Fat geek people who are only strong because of they are fat from using DOS to much

* TV, as soon as it turns early evening cometh the gardening, cooking and house programs, and then in the late evening we get graham norton, repeats of friends, wack Uk comdey like coupling, and no doubt a show with Ann Robinson inn it.

* People who are ill and decide to sit next to you, and cough and sneezing nose shit everywhere..

* Not being able to get to sleep, even after reading a book and crackin one off...

* Being in a queue and having some gayboy rugby type standing uber close....

* Cruel intentions and the sequel, nobody that gay could ever beat up a black guy..

* Local newspapers, i dont care what schools are giving charities or about some old person using the internet..

* On countdown were the new member in the dictionary corner does his/her little comedy bit...and why do that have a full clock face for the countdown when they only use half of it..

* Warhammer and all the people who play it..

* G33ks who try to draw manga style pictures..

* Trying to explain to people the music that i like...

* people who say every goverment is a communist goverment...

* That automatic reading voice people get when they read infront of the whole class..not me though..im dead g00d

* The last tracks on albums which are like 20meg or so and its mostly silence but a little tune at the end...

* People who just post pictures of themselves on deviantart.com and maybe change it to black and white. Or the craze of having a picture of yourself with blood pouring from you...keep up the good work..

* :O

* over sized spoons

* People who go OTT with smillies...you know who you are you dutch hussy

* When you make tea and there are like chunks of milk in it.

* Programs that need .NET framework to work

* When the music volume is uber loud and you play some music,

volume way up high + music = frightened

* The gardening and house programs..

* People who have like a sentence long nickname..or the ones who have a lyric from some shit dance tune..

* Gettting that skin on the inside of your mouth..and spending days trying to bite it off..

* When chatrooms/webites say its a place for chilling and relaxing..

* When you type something and you havent clicked in the text box

* Listening to the radio at night and constantly hearing that "new radicals - you've got the music in you" track

* I hate people...and i hate people who use the term "pwns" or "pwn'ed"

* Msn screen names, yes..mine are better than yours..

* Goats

* McFly

* Those days when you cant remember if you have brushed your teeth or not

* The goths who try to moan about my deviantart pics..

* When people who have shit long ticker messages...

* teniso because she has lame insults and everyone bones of them..

* pet shop boys

* Online tests that determine if i am gay, black, a wack lover, a bitch, evil, a pre teen who will send a chain mail email to everyone asking them to answer 50 questions about myself and pass it on to another 100 people.

* People who use two spoons and tap them on different parts of their body